I spend every Monday and Wednesday waiting for the inevitable irony of my Introduction to Human Disease professor calling in sick.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when a squirrel chirps at you and you yell back “You can’t have these nuts!”
While researching percussion instruments, I found “beer kegs” on the list next to drums and tambourines. Who knew you could start a percussion band at a party?
I wish we were taking O.W.L.s instead of finals. Defense Against the Dark Arts > Calculus.