To the guy who held the door for me in Eddy: that was really nice, but next time you should wear deodorant.
To the girl who sits in front of me in biology: why did you move? I was enjoying watching the movies you play on your computer.
That annoying moment when you realize that the cute girl you decided to sit next to smacks her gum like a cow… all of class.
To the guy at the Rec who kept lifting his shirt to flex at himself in the mirror: Do you not have a mirror at home?