I voted for Regina because she got hit by that bus. My roommate is voting for John because he pushed her.
To the construction worker asking his co-worker if he can borrow his “cordless cell phone:” most phones are cordless nowadays.
To the guy who walked literally right into me: Yes, she had blindingly awesome boobs.
That awkward moment when you discover you’ve been hoarding copies of the Collegian in your backpack all semester long.