You know itâ€™s been a long week when you ask, â€œwhat fertility are you in?â€ instead of â€œwhat fraternity are you in.â€
At what point during No Shave November should you start shampooing your beard?
To the squirrel running around and frantically scratching at the ground in a highly mindless fashion: Itâ€™s still autum bro. You canâ€™t be losing your nuts.
I was gonna vote to keep the despenseries and then I got high.