Ram Talk 9/30/11

To the guy who wanted to sext last night: Is it weird that your grammatical errors were a turnoff?

Colorado State University: the only place you can get close enough to a squirrel to see its nuts.

Are longboards the new lifted truck? The longer the board the more compensation?

I feel as though my favorite bathroom on campus is like the Room of Requirement: It’s always there when I need it, and it’s always for the purpose that I need it for.