Ram Talk 9/28/11

You can always tell when someone came from Clark because the back of their look legs look like zebras.

Dear girl working in the back of Sweet Sinsations, if your shorts were any shorter you’d need a hair net.

Turning 21 and gaining access to the Ramskeller is as magical as Charlie getting into the Chocolate Factory.

It’s hard to leave class when the people sitting at each end of your row are asleep.