Ram Talk 9/26/11

You know you partied the right way when: you wake up on someone’s roof and you don’t know the house you’re on top of.

To the girl who tried taking a picture of herself while biking: I hope you know this is why everyone hates bicyclists.

To the girl turning left in front of us: the biker wasn’t waving to you, it was his turn signal.

There’s nothing like walking into your first class at one on a beautiful Friday afternoon only to have your professor unexpectedly start handing out Scantrons.