To the five cars that got pulled over for going around the police car during the Newsom fire drill: Donâ€™t you think the street was blocked off for a reason?
Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I turned my whole paycheck into beer.
Apparently CSU vehicles are dismissed from the dismount zones. Itâ€™s okay. Getting hit by a car is much better than a skateboard.
You know youâ€™re a poor college student when youâ€™ll wait in a line that spans all of campus just for free food!