Ram Talk 09/19/11

To the five cars that got pulled over for going around the police car during the Newsom fire drill: Don’t you think the street was blocked off for a reason?

Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I turned my whole paycheck into beer.

Apparently CSU vehicles are dismissed from the dismount zones. It’s okay. Getting hit by a car is much better than a skateboard.

You know you’re a poor college student when you’ll wait in a line that spans all of campus just for free food!