Ram Talk 9/09/11

To the two girls in front of Lory trying to write chalk messages in the rain: there’s a reason that’s not working out for ya.

To the person in statistics who had the Finding Nemo ringtone “mine!”: you’re the best.

I have given up on buying tickets to the CU-CSU game. I just sit at home with a bottle of tequila so that I can appropriately react to either outcome.

To the guy in my bio class on Craigslist: You should buy that car.