To the freshman buying a bike because the campus is too big: I think that a childâ€™s bike is a little too small.
Ninety days until Thanksgiving break; 118 days until Winter break. Youâ€™re all welcome!
Dear freshmen, donâ€™t ride your bike on the sidewalk. Thatâ€™s what bike lanes are for.
Syllabus day: Reminding students everywhere that their professors love to hear the sound of their own voice.