RamTalk 8/23/11

I actually feel a little bad for the freshmen who don’t know how to avoid the plaza people.

To the freshman guy who accidentally used the girl’s bathroom on the first day of school: I know I said I wouldn’t tell, but how could this not end up in RamTalk.

My roommate got back from the bars and felt the need to febreeze his bed. Little did he know he went through two cans of Pam cooking spray.

You know how I know you’re a freshman? You’re wearing your lanyard around your neck. Stop it.