I care more about getting into RamTalk than graduating from CSU.
I think Tony Frankâ€™s patronus would be his beard.
With the rise in tuition, Iâ€™m changing my major to something that will make me more money: Stripping.
They might as well spray paint the new brick next to Morgan Library yellow, paint the library green and call this place Oz.
If you donâ€™t throw up at least once the week before school starts, youâ€™re doing something wrong.