May 012011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • The only lesson I learned in the library was how textbooks made bad pillows.
  • My roommate had a new guy over last night. All I could hear through the door was “This sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Oh my God this is amazing! Ok, this sucks again.”
  • Dear professor,
    We know you’re lying. Dandelions did not kill anyone.
    Sincerely, unconvinced college student
  • “Preventative” does not equal “penetrative.” Damn you spell check.
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