Apr 282011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Last time I did laundry it came out smelling like toasted marshmallows. This time it was chocolate chip cookies. What happens in the dorm dryers, I will never know.
  • You know you’re a student at CSU when your mom asks you what you’ve been eating and after careful consideration, all you can think of is Clif Bars and late night Taco Bell.
  • I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.
  • You know your roommate’s been having a good time when there’s an extra towel on the bathroom floor and 12 multi-colored glow sticks in the shower.
  • Showing up an hour late to an hour and fifteen-minute class.You’ve got to love morning sex.
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