Apr 272011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • The Obamas weren’t invited to the royal wedding? Oh no they didn’t!
  • To the two girls next to me in the dorm showers: That sounded like it hurt.
  • Pedestrian right of way doesn’t constitute pedestrian stupidity.
  • Hmm, I have time for a Crunchwrap Supreme or a quickie before class. I hate decisions.
    I wonder if your Transition Lenses protect your eyes as well as they protect your virginity.
  • Dear girl in the hot tub Tuesday with the white, see-through top: I don’t even need an imagination with you.
  • You worry a little bit about your best friend’s well-being when you get texts at 3 a.m. saying, “Sometimes, I feel like a little bear.”
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