Apr 262011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I went to the store to buy a “Where’s Waldo” book and couldn’t find it. Well played, Waldo.
  • To the girl who looks like Lady Gaga: It’s okay, some people are born that way.
  • Word to the wise: Don’t wear a white thong to a black-light party.
  • My finance teacher said that when I retire, my employer will give me my share of the company’s pot. This is good news.
  • I got super excited when I saw Tony Frank on campus. It was like seeing a mythical creature. Until now, I believed his beard to be only legend.
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