RamTalk

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Apr 242011
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • My mom found my condom and drug collection during an Easter egg hunt. She unfortunately didn’t believe the Easter Bunny went “Maverick.”
  • To my suitemates who fell asleep without turning off their Planet Earth DVD: The orchestra’s inspirational melody was an awesome way to wake up on Easter morning.
  • To the guys who streaked across the plaza, you forgot about the wind/shrinkage problem, didn’t you?
  • My girlfriend got Shape-Ups. Should I be happy or sad?
  • Today I saw a goose jump into the lagoon and, like so many drunk guys, overestimate its depth.
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