Apr 142011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • As my physics professor explained, the reason light bends through prisms is obviously “Because it drank too much.”
  • Do you know how to tell if your teacher is hung over? Movie day.
  • Last night I learned the word “snuggle” means something very different to guys and girls.
  • You know you’re tired when you’re walking across campus and you can’t keep up with the girl in the full leg cast.
  • You know the stress of finals is starting to get to you when you start telling yourself, “We can do it!”
  • To the girl who said the snow was cold: Were you expecting something different?
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