Apr 132011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • If you saw the guy practicing ninja skills while walking to class, it was because I walked through a spider web.
  • I saw CSUPD on the plaza today handing out coupons for free Five Guys. Did someone just divide by zero?
  • To the girl who lost her panties in Clark A: You are having a better Wednesday than I am.
  • To the girl who glared at me suspiciously: Yes, I was wearing something beneath my long coat. It just didn’t happen to be pants.
  • Note to self: Adjusting yourself in the glass elevator in the parking garage may be a bad idea, as evidenced by the horrified look the girl on the street below just gave me.
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