RamTalk
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Apr 062011
- On my walk from the student center to the dorms, I got a free shirt, free cake, free lemonade, free Oreos and a free turkey burger. If I play my cards right, I may never have to buy food or clothing again.
- I do flips to get chicks. That’s what I bring to the table.
- Instead of voting for candidates, we should stage a battle royale.
- Haiku’s are fun, sometimes they don’t make much sense. Refrigerator.
- The Pickle Barrel, along with being a delicious restaurant, would also be a perfect name for a sperm bank.
- To the guy who said girls’ purses have inter-dimensional pockets: You’ve just entered the Twilight Zone.
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