RamTalk

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Apr 062011
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • On my walk from the student center to the dorms, I got a free shirt, free cake, free lemonade, free Oreos and a free turkey burger. If I play my cards right, I may never have to buy food or clothing again.
  • I do flips to get chicks. That’s what I bring to the table.
  • Instead of voting for candidates, we should stage a battle royale.
  • Haiku’s are fun, sometimes they don’t make much sense. Refrigerator.
  • The Pickle Barrel, along with being a delicious restaurant, would also be a perfect name for a sperm bank.
  • To the guy who said girls’ purses have inter-dimensional pockets: You’ve just entered the Twilight Zone.
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