Apr 042011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • He’s writing his philosophy paper, listening to Shakira and balancing a book on his head. Yes, your boyfriend is stoned.
  • And I thought psych bored me. I just watched someone shop for car insurance.
  • I didn’t rape my test, because that’s rude and I’m no barbarian. Instead we had passionate consensual intercourse.
  • “I just unwrapped that Starbust with my tongue and you’re not even naked yet?”
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