As editor of The Rocky Mountain Collegianâ€™s opinions and editorials, I can say that I agree with everything that has ever been written on my page.
I agree that Barack Obama is a â€œblowhardâ€ and I agree that George W. Bush will be known as a great president. I believe that the future of America will be restored with President Obama and he will fix the problems this nation faces â€“â€“ problems created by W.
I believe in no budget cuts and lower taxes to keep everyone happy and I believe in higher taxes and budget cuts to keep everyone humble. I think being young in America right now is comforting.
I believe Jesus will save this country and atheists need stronger representation in Congress.
I am an advocate for Texan and Hawaiian sovereignty, but for two very different reasons.
I think we should have a war between the townâ€™s walking population, the townâ€™s biking population and the townâ€™s driving population. Those left standing can all get on long-boards, put on white sunglasses and skate into the sunset.
I think ASCSU does a good job and that they should do a better job. I like them all personally â€¦ I get the feeling they donâ€™t like me personally.
My hippie elitist columnists and I will fit in great with the left-leaning, liberal media, while my staunch, conservative constitutional columnists and I will work well under Rupert Murdoch.
I hate Old Town and think itâ€™s out of control and overrun with young people. I hate the beer here â€“â€“ thatâ€™s for sure.
I donâ€™t listen to Lilâ€™ Wayne and my hair is long and curly, and your girl wears it down her back like mine.
I do know that the Bill of Rights was adopted in 1791, but also know that when Thomas Jefferson emigrated from Canada he carried a gun.
I have to carry a gun for protection against gun advocates. Ironic?
Marijuana should be legal. Potheads should be illegal.
You know when youâ€™re dating someone and everyone and their mother wants to hear about her? Thatâ€™s how I feel about Sarah Palin. I feel like Iâ€™m dating Sarah Palin.
I donâ€™t believe the people at the Collegian work hard. And I do believe that young people read.
Bernie Sanders and Bernie Madoff are my favorite Bernies â€“â€“ one is a socialist and one is good at math.
After the last few weeks of watching the Nuggets win, I wish we had Carmelo back. And I think if there is no NFL next year and there is an NBA, the Nuggets should sign
I think at the rate we are going right now, the only two nations in the Middle East that wonâ€™t have democratic ideals will be Iraq and Afghanistan.
I believe the free and open forum to express an opinion here is an unhealthy practice and bad for the discourse of our community.
Finally I think Fox News and MSNBC do a good job of reporting the news.
Editorial Editor Chadwick Bowman is a not a CSU student, but keeps his school i.d. and lies to the pretty girl at Chipotle to get a free drink. This column is not serious and any letters to the editor will be taken even less-seriously â€“â€“ so donâ€™t write me. Letters and feedback can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.