Mar 282011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

Someday I want my horoscope to say “Capricorn, you win today.”

When your best friend comes home with no pants on, you know it was a good night.

The cure to the common cold: Mimosas.

What the hail, Colorado?

Dear homework,
Try masturbating because I’m not doing you.

There’s nothing like RamTalk to bring people together sexually.

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