Mar 272011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • “Are you drunk/taco bell?” Texts like these remind me what good friendships are made of.
  • I’m the sober driver. How did I end up with a Sharpie mustache?
  • To the guy copying my philosophy test answer for answer. Bummer.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • To my roommate who says you can’t make a dirty economics joke: Obvious your supply curve has never shifted outwards.
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