RamTalk

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Mar 242011
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. You now have herpes. That’s a fact too.
  • You know you’re in college when you step on a girl’s thong in the library parking lot. Stay classy, CSU.
  • Today my professor described girl and boy reproductive parts as “innies and outies.” I’ll never look at belly buttons the same way.
  • “What happens in western Kansas stays in western Kansas.” Says the boy with Sharpie lines drawn on his cheeks resembling the Joker.
  • I woke up this morning covered in peanut butter and my dog was smoking a cigarette. It was a good night.
  • Is it too much to ask for just one peaceful moment with my muffin?
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