Mar 062011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I swear, T9 knows when you’re drunk.
  • You can imagine my embarrassment when I reached into my coat pocket at work and realized that I’d left a thong in there.
  • To the guy making out with his yogurt cup: Been a while, huh?
  • They wanted to put Tony Frank on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for Tony’s beard.
  • Until now I’ve been able to avoid the Greenpeace people on campus, but they finally cornered me in Old Town waiting to cross the street. Well played.
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