Mar 032011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the guy in CO150 with his hand down his pants: I enjoy a ball feel as much as the next guy, just not in class, next to someone, with a male professor.
  • The world would be a better place if all bathroom stalls locked.
  • There seems to be a positive correlation between how much weed I smoke and how much Nutella I eat. Interesting.
    I am outraged Charlie Sheen turned down my offer to do a spin off show called “Two and a Half Grams.”
  • Yes, McDonald’s worker, 10 hash browns. I want 10 hash browns.
  • To the guy who turned the lights off on me while I was in the bathroom stall: Thank you for being green.
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