Mar 012011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • After watching a girl play beer pong on her phone in physics, all I can think of is the formula for air resistance of a ping pong ball.
  • Does anyone else wish that the psychology of sexuality class had a lab?
  • To the guy walking through the plaza with the boombox: Play that funky music, white boy.
  • I need to re-evaluate my drinking. I called my bank about an overdraft and the lady asked me if the Ramskeller was a recurring purchase.
  • Spray Glitter. Not even once.
  • To the guy who whispered “Woosh” as we passed in a crowded hall: Everything is better with a sound effect, isn’t it?
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