Feb 222011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Weed is green, beer is gold. You’ve got to love school colors.
  • I got questioned by the campus ministers while trying to dodge green peace. Fail.
  • Only in 2011 will someone complain about having no privacy thanks to the internet while tweeting that they’re taking a dump.
  • To the kid in ART100 who sat next to me and continually fell asleep, snored and smacked his head on his desk to wake up: How was your nap?
  • Thank you, biology professors, for making sex seem as boring as it is for you.
  • Lunchables are the pinnacle of fine dining.
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