02/22/11 RamTalk

Feb 212011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

-You know you’re a slut when the receptionist for your private parts starts taking in walk-ins.

-So far this semester, all I’ve learned is my insanity level is directly correlated with my food intake.

-To the girl in history class who stretched during lecture: Nice happy trail. You even have me beat.

-After you flip to the RamTalk, which way do you fold your Collegian, hamburger or hotdog style?

-To the group of guys walking with one talking in a Yoda voice and the other replying “That must have been the weirdest orgy ever:” I have to agree.

-Breaking news: Classes are easy if you go to them.

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