Feb 132011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Having no money is my anti-drug.
  • Online lecture:
    Pros: Lecture beer
    Cons: Lecture beer = “When did he/she go over that?”
  • Isn’t it a little ironic that the police chase you down on a bike to tell you that you’re in a dismount zone?
  • When I read the newspaper and see a report about a prowler, I always imagine a guy in black sneaking around like Elmer Fudd looking for that waskily wabbit.
  • My invention for my entrepreneurship class will be a new strain of marijuana, and my elevator pitch will be me giggling at cat videos for 90 seconds.
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