- Having no money is my anti-drug.
- Online lecture:
Pros: Lecture beer
Cons: Lecture beer = â€œWhen did he/she go over that?â€
- Isnâ€™t it a little ironic that the police chase you down on a bike to tell you that youâ€™re in a dismount zone?
- When I read the newspaper and see a report about a prowler, I always imagine a guy in black sneaking around like Elmer Fudd looking for that waskily wabbit.
- My invention for my entrepreneurship class will be a new strain of marijuana, and my elevator pitch will be me giggling at cat videos for 90 seconds.