Feb 102011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I can’t be the only one planning on spending Valentine’s Day with a box of Franzia.
  • I hate it when I go to pee and realize I have to poo.
  • I have a beer opener attached to my dorm keys. My parents would be proud.
  • To the geese: I grew up playing Super Nintendo’s Duck Hunt. I’d watch out if I were you.
  • Thank you, Wilbur’s, for helping me budget my finances every Thursday.
  • Are the ministers trying to annoy the Hell out of us?
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