Itâ€™s weird that CSU suddenly has so many Packers fans. Where were they hiding? Under or behind the bandwagon?
If the school library could block Facebook, I would be ten times more productive.
Women like their men like Friday sudokus â€“ long and hard. Men like their women like Monday sudokus â€“ quick and easy.
There is nothing quite as shockingly cold as walking out side all bundled up and your fly is down.
Dear Big Ben, it sucks being bent over, doesnâ€™t it?
Dear professor, if you answer â€œI donâ€™t knowâ€ to all of my questions in class, can I answer â€œI donâ€™t knowâ€ to your questions on the test?