*To the girl in the LSC today who asked, â€œDo I have to go to the DMV to get my drivers license:â€ Do you also wonder if you can become a unicorn rancher?
*To the guy who just walked into the bathroom and gave me an odd look: Sorry to break it to you, but you walked into the womenâ€™s, not the menâ€™s, restroom.
*Winter, you are creating a level of shrinkage I didnâ€™t even know was possible. I think my balls have retreated all the way into my brain for warmth.
*If CSU isnâ€™t going to cancel class, I will show up to class drunk so that I donâ€™t feel the freeze.