Feb 012011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • It looks like Winter ‘11 got sick of everyone calling it a pansy.
  • Dear Tony Frank: We realize that your epic beard does not feel the effects of wind chill and frost bite, but us students do. Please take this into consideration when deciding whether or not to close school.
    Sincerely, CSU students.
  • I didn’t need to check the news for the weather report. All I had to do was check my Facebook.
  • You know it’s cold when one of your testes freezes to your leg when you leave the gym.
  • CSU students are like the U.S. Postal Service. Rain, sleet, snow, vague threats that warrant FBI involvement and subzero, Arctic temperatures will never stop us.
  • If I can no longer produce sperm, it is too cold to hold classes.
  • Holy iceballs, Batman!
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