Jan 302011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Today I saw a guy with a porn star mustache. Sir, I hate to tell you this, but Mustache March isn’t until … March.
  • To the girl in Psychology listening to her voicemail during lecture: I hope your infection clears up.
  • Lovers finish each others sentences, but it takes a best friend to make sense of my completely drunken sentences.
  • I wish The Daily Record would replace the word “prowler” with horny college kid. It’s like saying saying Santa is a white-bearded fat man.
  • To the girl that was standing at Eddy talking to an electrical box: I promise no matter how much you talk to it, it won’t talk back.
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