Jan 262011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Maybe my cat having diarrhea all over the carpet is why my apartment doesn’t allow animals.
  • To the spider staring down at me while I showered: Just because I couldn’t reach you then doesn’t mean I’m not coming back for sweet revenge.
  • Thank you, Facebook Suggestions, but I will not follow my ex.
  • You know it’s going to be a rough semester when your biochemistry professor says “Bohr model” and by the sixth time you realize he’s not saying “Bob Marley.”
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