Jan 252011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I’m afraid that if I dont get laid soon my weiner may pack up its balls and leave.
  • It was nice of Transfort to hire retired Formula 1 drivers. I never knew riding the bus could be so exciting.
  • One thing about moving to Colorado that I wasn’t prepared for was the highly accurate aerial s***ing of the CSU geese.
  • Why men back into parking spaces: It’s harder to get in, but easy to get out.
  • You can’t kick me out of the Skellar for being drunk. I’ve never been kicked out of a restaurant for being full.
  • I have a new game for high people. Can you name what was just in front of you?
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