My girlfriend asked me why I donâ€™t wear boxers. I told her that itâ€™s rude to point.
Sudoku may get harder as the week goes on, but I sure get easier.
I met with my group today. Itâ€™s unanimous, we donâ€™t give a sh**.
The Skeller should give out a prize in beer to whoever accumulates the most visible stamps on there hands at once.
I love how meme is a cultural concept no one understands, a lot like Pokemon and checkbooks.