Dec 022010
Authors: Alexandra Sieh
  • To the girl cheating off me on the chemistry exam: You’re only screwing yourself over. I didn’t know the answers either.
  • I can’t wait to go on vacation. The TSA will be the most action I’ve gotten in a while.
  • If another fist is behind Chuck Norris’s beard, is another tuition hike behind Tony Frank’s?
  • You know you are in the engineering department when the two guys next to you are talking about how great strippers are … wire strippers that is.
  • Should the guy walking around campus in a green hoodie and tight green short shorts be considered an elf or a sex offender?
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