Dec 012010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • The Arab-Israeli peace process would go much smoother if everyone sat down and watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show together.
  • Recycling at CSU is like holding it in on a long car trip –– a single stream will make you feel good.
  • To the guy who came into the library yelling about how drunk he is: Please be quiet, not because we’re mad but because we’re jealous.
  • With the new airport security policy, TSA will be handling more packages than Santa this year.
  • Passed out again in the shower. Sundance, you win again. You always do.
  • We need the squirrels to hide CAM’s nuts for the winter.
  • The last two weeks of class: When all the liberal arts majors realized they had classes.
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