I am far more paranoid when Iâ€™m eating food in the Morgan Library computer lab than when I smoked weed in my dorm last year.
At least Steve Fairchild will be staying warm and cozy this winter … on the hot seat.
My friend told me he conditions his beard. Is that Tony Frankâ€™s secret?
Preparing Thanksgiving turkey was a lot like sex. I spread the thighs, stuffed the turkey, roasted the inside and moaned after eating. Needless to say it was a great Thanksgiving.
Nothing says back to school like seeing Santa watching porn in the library.