Nov 182010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • For those of you who don’t have a boyfriend, don’t worry, mating season is just around the corner.
  • You know tuition is going up when Front Range Community College advertises in the Collegian.
  • At what point in the crashing, banging, screaming and squeaking does the couple above you having sex become a noise violation?
  • To the kid who masturbated next to me in human sexuality class: Thank you for bringing the lecture on premature ejaculation alive.The nap you took after really confirmed that there in fact was, and probably still is, jizz in your pants.
  • I finally got some pussy. The neighbor’s cat crawled into my bed last night.
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