Nov 152010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Nothing kills the party like when drunkenness and glass tables collide. Literally.
  • Sex while playing “Call of Duty.” Because even though you’ll lose, you still win.
  • Clothes are like book covers. They make you wonder what’s underneath.
  • Note to self: Never wear just a T-shirt when the weather is freezing with a chance of nipples that could cut glass.
  • To the girl who walked into my accounting class and said: “Man, it’s warm in here.” That’s what he said.
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