Nov 092010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • It’s always cool when your spring schedule looks like a Transformer.
  • To the girls squealing about ‘Squeakers the Squirrel’ being carried away by a fox: I guess Squeakers wasn’t fast enough.
  • To the kid who kicked me out of a study room smelling like a Wu-Tang Clan Concert: You smell like success.
  • To the girl who reached between my legs to find her phone: I’m not that talented.
  • I just saw a kid run into a tree outside Eddy. He continued to walk and then turned around and glared at the tree like it was the tree’s fault. Really?
  • I’m just sitting in my dorm room trying to get drunk off of alcohol chocolates. What up Tuesday night.
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