Nov 072010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Sex is like intramural sports. Guys and girls have to participate for it to be a team effort.
  • To the girl in the bathroom who yelled “S**t, I lost it:” I hope you find it.
  • Today I dressed with easy access in mind … for my meningococcal vaccination, of course.
  • According to my CM teacher, his sex life is like an asymptote. The older he gets, the closer he gets to having zero sex, but he never reaches zero.
  • It’s getting colder out. That means it’s time to get drunk enough to keep warm on the way to class.
  • No, you heard me correctly. I’m pre-gaming RamRide.
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