Nov 022010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • College students are like 2-year olds with dirty minds and a higher alcohol tolerance.
  • Halloween weekend: The only time when waking up with a vampire, gameboy and Tom Cruise in your bed is socially acceptable.
  • Being hungover and throwing up in front of the campus tours is my way of saying, “Hey kids, welcome to CSU.”
  • Dear Captain Morgan, My liver has informed me that I’m no longer able to be a shipmate on your vessel. So I will not be setting sail for the drunken seas with you until I can figure out where we traveled to this weekend.
  • I think my phone has a drunk sensor. It never seems to send my drunk texts.
  • I go to class to repent for my weekends
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