Not only did I lose my dignity that night, I lost my NuvaRing too.
How is CSU football like a tampon? It has only one string and doesnâ€™t last more than a period.
You know youâ€™re a poor college student when you have no money to buy lotion so you use chapstick.
Campus should have nap rooms like hospitals have on-call rooms.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who donâ€™t.
If Cam No. 23 likes ram animal crackers, does that make him a cannibal?