Oct 272010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the guy who sniffed the brownie and put it back in parmelee dining hall: If only I could read your thoughts.
  • If Redbull gives you wings, then Adderall gives you an F-16 jet engines.
  • I think the wind took my virginity.
  • Did all these Cinderellas forget to do their laundry? Because it looks like their trying to fit into the Seven Dwarfs clothes.
  • Yeah I tie my shoes by making two bunny ears and then crossing them. I am a bada**.
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