Oct 252010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

Halloween is the college guy’s Christmas, except they don’t have to unwrap anything, and sometimes the presents give them herpes.

The solution to parking tickets: Removing windshield wipers.

To CSU: Thanks for keeping the AC in the library on at the end of October. We all know students go bad if they warm up too much.

To the person who stole my electric razor at that party this weekend: I hope you never realize what I’ve shaved with that.

The Rams defense is a lot like my poop: Hard one day and soft the next. But either way you look at it, it’s still s**t.

It’s that time of year when we just drink more instead of dressing warmer.

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